Vitter & Craig: Protecting Your Marriage

Who else would you expect to be fighting on the front lines of the "Marriage Protection Amendment" battle? Protecting you from those goddamn gays, which Larry Craig is most certainly not, and Vitter's just hoping you'd marry a straight hooker before a same-sex partner. Thanks to brainless assholes like this, if you live in Ohio you can even beat the shit out of him/her first.
How are these fucking idiots not laughed off the face of the planet? Can't wait for Chris Kelly to turn out a Vitter post.

In the meantime, Aravosis has a suggestion:

Perhaps you all should call Larry Craig's and David Vitter's offices and ask them the following:

Senator Larry Craig
tel: 202-224-2752
Message: Can a married guy give handjobs and blowjobs to other guys in bathrooms and still defend heterosexual marriage?

Senator David Vitter
Phone: (202) 224-4623
Message: How many whores does a married guy have to sleep with before he's no longer defending marriage? And does the price of the whore matter?

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