This is the best sentence I've written publicly, in like 10 seconds, in good long awhile (with the black background, I'm not a fucking animal).  I get a vivid picture in my mind while reading it.  You might think it's shit, and that's OK, but I like it.

I'll be posting more here in the coming weeks, so bots, you will eat and flag my shitty words again very soon, my darlings.