Hey look! Journalists doing their jobs!
Aside from the obvious sensational spanking aspect, this is still an amazing story of how lazy this idiot felt he could be about fucking two married lobbyists with his sort of morally superior public official facade. Man, they may have tiny, artificially-erect penises, but those fuckers do have big balls. Of course, then again, there have been several cases in recent years of these hypocrites getting caught with their hands and dicks in all kinds of shit, but for the most part, they don't suffer a whole lot of life-changing punishment. They usually don't lose their stock options and corporate ties. So maybe their ball-size isn't a factor at all. These assholes simply know that they might lose their jobs or titles if they do something really stupid, but if they pay their dues to the right people -- play the game -- ultimately they'll find a new life somewhere on the golf course. I guess if the offenders don't ever really have to lose much, he/she might not find public humiliation quite so bothersome. In fact, some of those closeted super-freaks probably get off on it.
And in the end, no matter how outlandish their hypocrisy may be, they can always turn to faith and flock. If they find god then all is forgiven, no matter how transparent their teary-eyed town square/mega church repentance is. So move along, nothing to see here.
(via the HuffPost LobbyBlog)
Update: And hey look! CBS acting like a bunch of cunts disabling the embedding option. Shock! Is anyone else even covering this story? There is a Slate blurb stating he's not admitting to the affairs by resigning. They fear nothing, and really, why should they? This dickhead will probably run for even higher office after attending church for a few months, that is if he doesn't get a much more lucrative corporate gig first.
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