President Obama

Well, he killed a few birds with that stone, aye? I'm just kidding, of course, but in one speech he just addressed almost every major underlying issue that needs to be dealt with in order for real change to take hold coast to coast. Just such a brilliant man, with a brilliant wife, and genius staff. Bring on McCain/Bushites/Faux News. I know they've been saving up all the money they've made from the blood of American soldiers, Iraqi citizens, and off the backs of our own hard -working residents just trying to buy a piece of this land to live on, just to name a few of their scams, but we've still got the credit cards that you gave us, mother fuckers! I'm mortgaging my President, and I don't care because I'd rather be broke and throw my money at real change for the working class, than spend it at fucking Walmart (even though I don't step foot in Walmart- ever). Half of our stimulus money will go toward the campaign, the other half in an account for my daughter. We'll give to local democrats in KY, FL, where ever it's needed, whenever we can afford it. I don't care, 'cause those assholes are going to have to spend all that money they've made to match the billions of dollars in credit we Obama supporters have at our disposal! I'm only half kidding.

Only one complaint about the entire campaign so far: He has to address Katrina and the Levee Breaks in a real way. I know he may be waiting on consensus, or the same reports and bullshit everyone else says they're waiting on, but he HAS to take the initiative on this or it will really hurt him later, I know avoiding it is hurting those folks down there right now.

Here's the transcript, video below (thanks, Cesca). Get ready for the soldiers of Clintonia to come out blazing, picking apart and twisting every line like a good republican would. They just lost a battle they weren't even aware they were fighting. And the wingnut/crazy guy security level just went through the roof, as well.

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